A group of random items

 

iwishmynamewasflorence:

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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the best thing about it is that her vocal range is great for impressions, but her execution of them is so overdone which is what makes her so hilarious. It’s part of the reason she was so successful on SNL. Funniest lady. 

suikerpil:

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

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thaaaaaats majoraaaaaaaa

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(Source: idontsmokeweedandiwantyoutoknow)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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jerkdan:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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i luv science so much

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

gamegeneral:

please just watch this

(Source: krystal-cage)

transgirlnextdoor:

I tried to “unlock” my apartment door with my car remote today… and sadly it wasn’t the first time

transgirlnextdoor:

I tried to “unlock” my apartment door with my car remote today… and sadly it wasn’t the first time